So please ask yourself: What would I do if I weren’t afraid? And then go do it.
Sheryl Sandberg (Lean In: Women, Work, and the Will to Lead)
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
Wrote this today, hope you like it! ♥ Also, please remember to pre-order a copy of my new book Lullabies, availableat all major bookstores. To get a special discount now, purchase online at Amazon, BN.com and The Book Depository. So much love to you all!xo Lang
New poem! This was inspired by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry’s, The Little Prince. Hope you like it! Also check out my new book Lullabies, due for release in Sep and now available for pre-order from all major book stores and online here xo Lang
i want dragons to be a symbol of femininity. they are now. i just decided
im on mobile is that the dragon from shrek
I like the sea: we understand one another. It is always yearning, sighing for something it cannot have; and so am I.
— Greta Garbo, (picture Show Magazine Interview, 1927)
Artistry on ice 2014 / Into the Mystic’s ending pose.
straight dudes 100 percent of their lives
I didn’t think people like this actually existed
Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.
the no homo sapiens
— it means no memories, for the rest of the night (via suchvodka)
There comes a point where you just go, ‘Ultimately, I don’t really give a fuck any more.
— Helena Bonham Carter (via kushandwizdom)